![]() ![]() He has to go put out a fire on the home front. He, uh, he has me toilet a lot of people for him. ![]() What a difference a letter makes.ĭwight: Still an important position. I don’t want you to rush it, okay? Trust me. Robert: No, he’s going to meet with you later. I’m not going to be able to meet with you, but I’m leaving you in the very capable hands of our COO.ĭwight: But I can give you this pitch in one minute. And, just like a toilet, I am essential.ĭwight: You know, Gabe? You could have gone with garbage disposal, incinerator or eraser, and instead you chose toilet. I flush away annoying problems so others can keep their hands clean. Question: What’s the most important appliance in your house? ĭwight: Gabe, I always wondered what it is you did around here. Gabe: You can reduce your prices by ten percent or we’re going to be finding a new source for our morning bagels. I’m committed to my friends, they’re committed to me. Oscar: It’s only the biggest night of trivia of the year. Oscar: Any other crunch time, I would love to stay in, cook the books for you so you can save face in front of your CEO, but tonight is Triviocalypse! Oscar: I’m leaving early today because tonight I have a trivia contest in Philadelphia. Eight hundred dollars is a rounding error!Īndy: Well, it’s just, I know that making errors sounds like your kind of thing, but it’s a little more complicated than that.Īndy: It’s just, I really need a real accountant on this. Oscar: Gosh, Andy, you had a great quarter. So my dad says an accountant can really help you out, if they’re willing to “play ball.” Those were his words. Jim: All right, here we go! Everybody get read in three, two, good luck, one-Īndy: Hey C-span. ![]() Get it all out now if you have to.Īndy: It was a raccoon! Eating a hamburger like a person!ĭwight: You need to stop banging your pen on your desk or it’s going to drive me insane.Įrin: Does anyone have a first aid kit?ĭarryl: Check out this song I wrote: I’ma love you downstairs tonight… ![]() I think we can beat 20 minutes though so let’s try again. Oscar: You really have to say “oh yeah” every time you eat a candy bar? Dwight: Knew it! I knew it! Soon as I heard that wrapper. ![]()
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